| Here's what i did while i was taking a break from HW'in at B&N with xcon today..
Bumper stickers..
1. 100,000 sperms and you were the fastest?
2. Caution: I break for no apparent reasons
3. A clean car is a sign of a sick mind
4. At my age, “Getting Lucky” means finding m y car in a parking lot
5. If everything is coming your way, then you’re in the wrong lane
6. How many roads must a man travel before he admits he’s lost?
7. I’m just driving this way to piss you off
8. I want to die peacefully like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car
9. This truck has been in 15 accidents …and hasn’t lost one yet.
10. Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, ans is too stubborn to ask for directions
11. Stop reading my bumper sticker and DRIVE
12. Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
13. This is NOT an abandoned vehicle
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| This lady kept lookin up at me today on the subway..
this makes me so paranoid cuz i kept thinking if there was something on my face ... wassup with that>!?!
then on wed. this lady yelled at me on the bus cuz i was trying squeeze in a corner so the other 5 people behind me could get somewhat behind the yellow line..
I snapped at her "Dude we all gotta move in or the bus aint goin anywhere so chill"
She didn't say anything after that but it just made the bus ride weird.. then i realized i called her a dude.
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| facebook is addictive at times...
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